June 2009
i'ma jeenyus
i’ve figured out there is a direct correlation from the amount of water i drink, to the amount of times i go piss. gosh, i am so scientific.
jealous of mah skillz?
Watchmah kitteh sez hai!
what what in the butt butt?
curt: A vibrator just tried to follow me.
curt: wonders if its bad luck to block a vibrator.
me: block a vibrator from where? o_O
gary: i heard they have plugs for that...?
Watchif you don’t send this to 5 people you will have hard times.
been digging this music. no idea if they're... →
“I’m the Dude! That’s what you call me, you know… That or His...”
– The Dude, The Big Lebowski